Red Flags

No equal effort

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When they don’t want to put an equal amount of effort into the relationship. I have a couple of ex-friends who are a sh*tty husband and a sh*tty wife, but they’re both gonna be together forever because they both put in so little effort to be together.

They’re like roommates who f*ck every 60 days. –CraptainHammer

They only have sex in common

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I was talking with a new couple, and the girl was telling me how they like none of the same things.

Every date they go on, one was sacrificing for the other to do something they liked. At some point in the conversation, I made a joke about sex, and she said, “Oh yeah, there is one thing we both enjoy!”

Sex is nice, but don’t let it be your only hobby in common. –Macievelli